How To Beat The Junk Mail Blues

Hate junk mail???

Do what I do:

Take the items from one junk-mail envelope and stuff them in the return envelope of some other junk mail.

Not only are you spreading the love, but both parties are less likely to mail you stuff in the future...

 It works...

or you can simply contact the company and tell them to stop sending stuff to your address. A lot less fun, but equally effective.